Cold Weather Adventurers Gifts

"I... hate... this... place."

'Who owns the Antarctic? I want to sue that guy because there's no 'CAUTION SLIPPERY' sign!'

'This is the coldest December 24 on record so we should watch for stowaways going south.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Crowded Ice Fishing

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

Football fan

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

Ice Whaling

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."