Wintertime Adventurer Gifts

Hot water ties: 'Ideal for winter.'

"Tommy!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Snowmobull

Sunbathing in Autumn

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

Skier and his dog.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

The lonely figure

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Fetching some fuel.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Football fan

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'