Snowy Day Adventurer Gifts

Barbecue in the snow.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Fetching some fuel.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Milkjet Skiing

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Festive squad

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Football fan

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball