Snowbound Adventurer Gifts

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

The ski jumper...

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Tommy!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

The lonely figure

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Running out of Gas.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Tight Rope Ski Lift