Snow-loving Adventurer Gifts

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Whose the new guy?"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Ski kicker.

Snow is falling...

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Milkjet Skiing

"I love this time of year."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."