Snow Adventure Lover Gifts

"On the upside, I've discovered the location of the antarctic's missing snow pack."

Skier chasing his skis down the slope.

Eskimo pram

Malik And The Beast

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Snowman ice fishing.

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.