Winter Adventure Lover Gifts

Kangaroo Ski Jump

"Tommy!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Crowded Ice Fishing

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Staying Warm.

Football fan

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Sleigh Ride

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."