Winter Adventure Seeker Gifts

'That was a pretty straight line but this is Canada. Try it wearing these.'

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Duck swims past flooded pub while dog looks on from the Dog and Duck.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"No, your sled doesn't come with a backup camera. It's meant to go one way, down."

"Tommy!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Pushy Dog

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The lonely figure

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Ski kicker.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Football fan

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Staying Warm.

Sleigh Ride

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'