Arctic Adventure Seeker Gifts

Pushy Dog

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"So what do you think of the new extension?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Pirate

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'