Arctic Adventurers Gifts

'My parents are so uncool.'

Housewarming

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

'But the second bowl of blubber was too cold....'

'We don't get many turtles here.'

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

'I can't receive FM-signals, but the conversations on the ships' long-wave radios break the monotony...'

'I give up. What is it?'

'I sent out for a pizza. If it doesn't come in a half-hour, it's free!'

'For the last time, Murray! Stop crying 'Waiter'!'

'The winters are nothing like the old days!'

Santa's auger

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Snowboarding downhill.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.