Antarctic Adventurer Gifts

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Is my breath fishy?"

Brr, you're right, now the air feels freezing!

Scott of the Antarctic

Antarctic tourists meet arctic bullies!

"At least they're communicating."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'I didn't know she wasn't you. Look, I can only distinguish between male and female, but beyond that, I haven't a clue.'

"Apparently, millions of years ago, penguins used to be six feet tall."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Penguin

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Penguin Remote

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"