Arctic Explorer Enthusiast Gifts

Igloo Art.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Polar bears

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Penguin Remote

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Rainbow/Horizon