Arctic Adventurer Gifts

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Polar Bears Bowling.

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

'Pull...'

"Must I really go outside to smoke?"

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

The polar olympics

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'

North Pole Dispute

'As a matter of fact, I HAVE been thinking a lot about income trusts.'

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...

'It's great to see you both. I hope you didn't have too much trouble getting here.'

Smoke detector.

An unexpected success.

'Thank God...Honey, I'm home!'

UFO

Titanic 2030: The Rematch

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

Cats waiting for fish.

The Streaker

"I can never think of anything to put in a diary"

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

Eskimo in Igloo

"Not that there's much choice up here, but how would you like to go: Polar bear attack, freezing to death or choking on a piece of blubber?"

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Chilly Dogs

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

'Good lord! That water is freezing!'

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

Penguin in a life jacket.

"Still snow!"