Arctic Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey,NUKKA! Looks like we have some NEW neighbours!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The interested bystanders.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Bears going water skiing.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Pushy Dog

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Snowman of the Apes

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

The polar olympics

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.