Arctic Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey,NUKKA! Looks like we have some NEW neighbours!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Bears going water skiing.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Breakthrough

Pushy Dog

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Snowman of the Apes

The polar olympics

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.