Arctic Enthusiast Gifts

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"Gnnnhhh! Brain Freeze!"

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

'I told you not to give our address out to strangers you bump into on holiday.'

'Boy am I glad to be home, it's a jungle out there!'

Submarine North Pole Surface

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Skiing

The polar olympics

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.