Antarctic Aficionado Gifts

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

The melting polar ice caps

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Are you cold dear?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"The glaciers are angry."

Igloo Art.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Ice Whaling

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

The Swiss Army Mammoth

Penguins Hitching on Sled

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

"So how do you like my makeover?"

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'