Antarctic Aficionado Gifts

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

The melting polar ice caps

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Are you cold dear?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Igloo Art.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Flashpoint: Arctic!

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

"The glaciers are angry."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Ice Whaling

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

The Swiss Army Mammoth

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"So how do you like my makeover?"