Arctic Afficionado Gifts

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

The melting polar ice caps

"Are you cold dear?"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Flashpoint: Arctic!

Igloo Art.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"The glaciers are angry."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Ice Whaling

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'