Arctic Explorer Aficionado Gifts

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pushy Dog

Penguin

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

The polar olympics

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

Penguin Remote

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Penguin of the Month.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."