Arctic Explorer Wannabe Gifts

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Every day you should eat something from each of the five basic food groups: fried blubber, boiled blubber, baked blubber, stewed blubber and raw blubber.'

'Now, that beats swimming in cold water...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Save Our Universe

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Penguin

The polar olympics

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Can I have a look at the map?

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Penguin Remote

'Pull...'