Aspiring Explorer Gifts

Rainbow/Horizon

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Save Our Universe

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Shoot For The Moon

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Toys

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Little boys

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Universe of reading

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'What happens after the end of time?'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window