Eager Explorer Gifts

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Ghost School.

Polar bear bowling alley

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Rainbow/Horizon

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

The Fall from Pisa

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

'I don't drink any more. Mark you I don't drink any less.'

How humans are born.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Introvert-in-a-Box