Anxious Explorer Gifts

"This retail therapy isn't working for me."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Airplane Mode.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Neurotics in the tropics

Rainbow/Horizon

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Hell: The Airport"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Agoraphobic Explorer

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -