Anxious Navigator Gifts

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Airplane Mode.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Neurotics in the tropics

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

Scarecrow Directions

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Agoraphobic Explorer

Them/ Us

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Road signs.

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

A worrying future

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"