Anxious Navigator Gifts

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Airplane Mode.

"But what if this is all there is?"

Neurotics in the tropics

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Scarecrow Directions

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

Them/ Us

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

Road signs.

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

A worrying future

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"