Anxious Traveler Gifts

"O.K., Mom, I'm off the plane. I'll call you when I check into the hotel, and when I check out of the hotel, when I get on the plane home, and when I get off the plane home, and I'll call you when I'm in the driveway – glad you're not worrying."

Airplane Mode.

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

Agoraphobic Explorer

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'