Frustrated Traveler Gifts

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Basic Economy

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

"While we try to locate your baggage please take time to choose Useless Airways as a travel partner."

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Ryanair refunds

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Road Construction Blues.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Road signs.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"I hate travel."

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"