Frustrated Travelers Gifts

We've the devil on one side and the deep blue sea on the other...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Ryanair refunds

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Road Construction Blues.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Road signs.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"I hate travel."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

"I tho tired."