Travel Frustration Survivor Gifts

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

Injured backpacker.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Ryanair refunds

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

How to deal with rude customers.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"I hate travel."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

Viva Las Vegas.

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

"I tho tired."

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."