Travel Nightmare Survivor Gifts

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Seagulls landing

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

How to deal with rude customers.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

Viva Las Vegas.

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...