Travel Mishap Survivor Gifts

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

In case of stock market crash break glass.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Sling

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

Seagulls landing

Traffic Jam.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'