Travel Mishap Survivor Pillows

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

In case of stock market crash break glass.

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Sling

Traffic Jam.

Seagulls landing

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Flight or fight!"

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'