Family Trip Survivor Pillows

Viva Las Vegas.

"First class, or with children?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Are we there yet?'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"Are we there yet?"

"He keeps touching me!"

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Car Journey.

Inter-galactic travel: 'Will you PLEASE quit asking, 'what time is it now'!'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Are we there yet?"

Flying the kite in strong winds

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."