Family Trip Survivor T-Shirts

Viva Las Vegas.

"First class, or with children?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"Are we there yet?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Inter-galactic travel: 'Will you PLEASE quit asking, 'what time is it now'!'

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

Car Journey.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"He keeps touching me!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Are we there yet?"

Flying the kite in strong winds

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.