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"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

Airplane Mode.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Injured backpacker.

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Seagulls landing

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

Viva Las Vegas.

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'