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I'd throw myself on the line if I thought there was a chance of getting an ambulance home!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Injured backpacker.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Going on Holiday with Kids

The great big holiday to-do list.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

Espresso Lanes

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)