Travel Chaos Lover T-Shirts

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Multi-tasking.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

Giant slug attacks a city

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Monster Clown

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Ultimately love would find her...

'Will that be coach?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Volcanic ash...

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."