Travel Chaos Lover Gifts

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Multi-tasking.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

Giant slug attacks a city

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

Monster Clown

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

Ultimately love would find her...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

'Will that be coach?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Volcanic ash...

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."