Fun Travel Chaos Gifts

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

The Vineyard

Tourists in Egypt

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

Going on Holiday with Kids

"How am I rampaging?"

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

Octopus Twister

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

Airline board reads: "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON SO DON'T EVEN ASK."

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

Change In Travel Plans

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

Road rage on board.

Path

Unintended consequences.

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Hello, claims department please!

'We have slots in the lobby, blackjack at the pool and keno in the cafe - however, I'm afraid we don't allow craps in the restrooms.'