Travel Fun Seeker Gifts

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

The Vineyard

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Tourists in Egypt

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Summertime.