Traveler Seeking Fun Gifts

How to find a Restaurant in Ireland

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Stonehenge Imitation

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"How much for just the ring?"

Holiday photos.

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'This is totally bananas!'

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

'You can't get there from here!'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Toilet door. Table for one!

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Travel Agents

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

"Before you pack that, I want you to think – is it good or bad for America's prestige abroad?"

'It's just that I never know what to pack.'

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

London on £50 a meal