Traveler Seeking Fun Gifts

How to find a Restaurant in Ireland

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Tourists in Egypt

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Stonehenge Imitation

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"How much for just the ring?"

'This is totally bananas!'

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

Holiday photos.

'You can't get there from here!'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Toilet door. Table for one!

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Travel Agents

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

"Before you pack that, I want you to think – is it good or bad for America's prestige abroad?"

London on £50 a meal

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

'Hey! - - Hold it up a minute - - I'm on the throne!'