Fun-loving Traveler Gifts

Path

The Vineyard

Carefree luggage.

Easter Island legs

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Yipeee!"

Sliding Down the Banister

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Monkey Handshake

Stonehenge Imitation

Rubber Ring

Monster chariot races

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"Boogie your socks off."

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."