Fun Travelers Gifts

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Are we there yet?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Ah...here they are!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Yipeee!"

Steve found himself on his travels.

Car Journey.

"He keeps touching me!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Museum of 70's counter-culture

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"Well, they did say half-board."

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

Viva Las Vegas.

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile