Fun Traveler Gifts

Tourists in Egypt

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Are we there yet?'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Yipeee!"

Steve found himself on his travels.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Car Journey.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Stonehenge Imitation

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

"Well, they did say half-board."

Museum of 70's counter-culture

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Viva Las Vegas.

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"Smile!"

The Friendly Antipodes

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".