Fun Traveler Gifts

Tourists in Egypt

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Are we there yet?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Yipeee!"

Steve found himself on his travels.

Car Journey.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Stonehenge Imitation

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Viva Las Vegas.

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"Well, they did say half-board."

Museum of 70's counter-culture

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

The Friendly Antipodes

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".