Fun-loving Travelers Gifts

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'We have slots in the lobby, blackjack at the pool and keno in the cafe - however, I'm afraid we don't allow craps in the restrooms.'

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

The Family Joules: Part 6

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Sliding Down the Banister

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Hell: The Airport"

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"He keeps touching me!"

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

'The first act of air rage'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'