Fun-loving Travelers Gifts

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'We have slots in the lobby, blackjack at the pool and keno in the cafe - however, I'm afraid we don't allow craps in the restrooms.'

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Ah...here they are!"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Hell: The Airport"

Sliding Down the Banister

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"He keeps touching me!"

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'The first act of air rage'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'