Fun-loving Vacationer Gifts

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

The Vineyard

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Rubber Ring

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Monkey Handshake

Falling Rock Zone

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Monster chariot races

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

Sugar Rush!