Funny Vacationer Gifts

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Carefree luggage.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'Are we broke yet?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Easter Island.

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Hiker and the Rodents.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'SHOP!!!'

'Old fart and the sea'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'