Playful Vacationer Gifts

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'This is totally bananas!'

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Easter Island Shades...

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Climate change

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Yipeee!"

Newton's vacation

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Overdoing it.

Crabbing

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

Scene on the English coast.

On holiday...