Vacationer With Flair Gifts

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Newton's vacation

Business Vacation.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

'This is totally bananas!'

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'SHOP!!!'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."