Vacationer With A Twist Gifts

'Walter, you're the only person I know who has to call tech support to open a lawn chair.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Overdoing it.

Scene on the English coast.

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'How was your holiday?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Seaside

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Self Service Island