Traveler With A Twist Gifts

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

Hotel mini-bar.

A scotsman being misidentified by a shipping agent.

Customs and Examinations.

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Easter Island legs

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Vaccination Passport

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Thumbing a Lift.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

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Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'