Travelers With A Twist Gifts

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Hotel mini-bar.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'